Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Our enemy is Stupid, and it's everywhere

I'm working with the Corps of Cadets - the VMI reprobates - to finish up a massive database project that includes several million pages of documenation. Today I gave them a wholly unnecessary rally cry "We are fighting an enemy. Our enemy has a name. It's name is 'Stupid,' and it is everywhere. We will fight it with our data. We will send knowledge to the deepest darkest realms of the net, and we will win. We are getting ready to upload massive rounds of knowledge at mach speed. The scanner is your artillery. Load it with data, fire when ready."

I love giving pep talks, I think I'm getting psyched as much as anyone - plus the bonus affect is that I'm working with some really bad-ass dudes. GO VMI!!!

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